Bad Panty Day?

Too many bad panty days have left me on an eternal search for a pair that doesn't ride up. Some days, having a wedgie is more than I can tolerate. I saw these Hanes 100% cotton Bikini panties with a "No Ride Up Comfort Fit Promise" at the Target the other day. The ad sounded good to me, but will they deliver a day free of wedgie annoyance? I took them home fully expecting that these panties would be invading my nether regions before I left my bedroom.
Good news!
These panties didn't go anywhere. They stayed glued to my butt like I was a pageant girl. I wore them caring for the baby, picking up the house, vacuuming, and going out shopping, nothing made these move.
I am in love!