Hi! It's me!

Hi! I am Jessica, and I am new here!
I recently quit my not so high powered job to join the world's most glamorous profession, housewife. The only problem I can foresee is that I have no discernible houswifery skills. I can't cook, I don't know how to clean, and I am semi-okay at raising my kids. I mean, they haven't gotten arrested yet, so I must be doing a good job.
Being a housewife is harder than it looks. I have to take care of the kids, cook for the family (why do they want to eat so often?), grow a garden to help the environment, take care of my pets, and still look like a pin-up girl.
I decided to start this blog so you all could learn from my traumatic household mistakes and humiliations. I will try every convenience product I can get my hands on and let you know if it is really convenient or just a waste of money. I will read trashy novels and tell you all about them because no one has time for bad books. I will make horrific parenting mistakes that will bring great embarrassment upon my children and I will tell you all about them. When I find lipstick that lasts all day or mascara that doesn't flake, you will be the first to know. You will see every burned dinner, every fallen cake, and every sad looking plant in my garden.
The kids will probably drop in every now and then to tell what is going on with them. Music, books, game reviews, reviews off my parenting, reviews of my cooking, etc. We homeschool too, so I will be able to force it as an assignment when I am to lazy to write.
Please leave me comments with advice and whatever you want to see. Maybe we will all get through this alive after all!